Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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