brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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