You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
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