Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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