He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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