We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I am spending my child support on dildos
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
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