Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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