i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Randomize
