Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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