quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I just gargled with NyQuil
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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