Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
