It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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