Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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