I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize
