Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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