Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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