We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
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