I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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