Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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