Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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