she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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