Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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