it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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