What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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