What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
Actions speak louder than pants.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Sorry about my life...
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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