North Korea, Best Korea!
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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