Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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