Dude my mom stole all your condoms
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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