Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
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