Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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