I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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