It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
You have to summon your inner elephant
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