i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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