I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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