Having a random hookup so left but love u
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Randomize
