I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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