You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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