it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
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