yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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