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Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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