It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
you guys were way drunker than both of me
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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