: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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