I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
Randomize
