your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
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