Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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