Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
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