yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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