I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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