Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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