Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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